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Guest ade&emma

Being British is about driving in a German car, to a Irish pub, for a Belgan beer, then on the way home, stopping for an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, then sitting on a Swedish sofa to watch USA tv shows on a Japanese tv. And most of all being suspicious of all things foreign.

Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your home faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open but chain their pens to the counter.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for perscriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop.

We might be British but damn are we funny.:biglaugh:

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