Guest Libby1971

Crack a joke or say something to make me feel better

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    Guest Libby1971

    I have had a **** day. It started ****, got seriously ****ter before lunch, more **** after lunch, less **** after that, and then more **** recently. In short I'm not feeling happy...:sad:

     

    So cheer me up, say something witty, crack a joke, whatever :idea: please

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    Guest caoimhe

    Would love to help but my 4 boys are giving me **** and driving me ******* ***** so I don't have much laughter left in me.:mad:

    Maybe I could stick them on e-bay........buy 1 get 3 free:jiggy:

     

    Sorry Libby, not much help am I????

    To top it all off I can't find my ****** glasses so am sitting here wearing my O/H's...will look great in work tomorrow:GEEK:

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    Bloke goes the doctors with a frog on his head."My God"says the Doctor,"How long have you had this problem"Started out as a boil on me arse "said the Frog.

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    Guest the4hopes

    A man went into a fish and chip shop and ordered a piece of fish, the assistant said "It won't be long"

    the man said "well make it fat then!":biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest Trakki

    When putting my deodorant on this morning, Niamh (3) asked me what it was for so I told her that it was so mummy wouldn't get smelly. To this she replied 'it doesn't work very well then does it???'

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    I have had a **** day. It started ****, got seriously ****ter before lunch, more **** after lunch, less **** after that, and then more **** recently. In short I'm not feeling happy...:sad:

     

    So cheer me up, say something witty, crack a joke, whatever :idea: please

     

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

     

     

    Hope your day got better,

    Cooler

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    Guest thekings

    Gordon Brown has just had an arsehole transplant..............

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    but it rejected him!

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    Guest WoodMartin

    Bad jokes....

     

     

    What do you have on your patio that is Irish? PATTY O'FURNITURE

     

    What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A hairnet.

     

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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    went to a cafe and ordered the Oasis soup. When asked what was in it, the waitress replied "I dunno, but you get a roll with it!" ;-)

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    Guest Libby1971

    Things are still **** here but trying to work a way forward. We’ll get there. At least we’re smiling though.

    Thanks guys these had me chuckling

    :biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy:

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    This morning I was woken up by an ice cream van outside my house.

     

    I opened my window and told him to f*** off.

     

    He quickly changed his tune.

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