The Rabbit.........

[Guest Guest75]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately

the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

 

 

 

The driver,

 

a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

 

pulls over and gets out to see

 

what has become of the rabbit.

 

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

 

 

 

The driver feels so awful that he

begins to cry.

 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway

 

sees a man crying on the side of the road

 

and pulls over.

 

 

 

She steps out of the car and asks the man

 

what's wrong.

 

 

 

"I feel terrible," he explains,

 

"I accidentally hit the Easter

Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

 

 

 

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

 

 

 

She runs to her car

 

and pulls out a spray can.

 

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,

 

bends down,

 

and sprays the contents onto him.

 

 

 

The Easter

Bunny jumps up,

 

waves its paw at the two of them

 

and hops off down the road.

 

 

 

Ten feet away he stops,

 

turns around and waves again,

 

he hops down the road another 10 feet,

 

turns and waves,

 

 

 

hops another ten feet,

 

turns and waves,

 

 

 

and repeats this again and again and again and

again,

 

until he hops out of sight.

 

 

 

The man is astonished.

 

He runs over to the woman and demands,

 

 

 

"What is in that can?

 

What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

 

 

 

The woman turns the can around

 

so that the man can read the label.

 

 

 

It says..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hair Spray

 

Restores life to dead hair,

 

and adds permanent wave."

[Guest Skippy]

Made me chuckle - just my terrible sense of humour!!!! Anna

[newlife]

:biglaugh: nothing like a good laugh to brighten a dull day!

[Guest Team 'W']

Tyke ; all i can say is you must be very very bored !!! you make me laugh ???there needs to be more like this ....maybe even a joke page ..

 

elaine xx

[Riponian]

Just what I needed thanks Tyke great mad me laugh a little, thanks

[The Flinns]

Two ducks are walking down the Falls Road in Belfast, when one goes QUACK!

 

The other duck turns to the first duck and says "I'm going as quack as I can".

[Guest Guest75]

Just what I needed thanks Tyke great mad me laugh a little, thanks

 

We need that chuckle a lot at the moment.